Well, there's some good news and bad news on the DDR front... the good news is...

I BEAT SAKURA HEAVY!!!!!

The bad news is, I'm still at five songs.

Apparently, there is an ONI version of Paranoia Survivor Max... as if the Paranoia Survivor Max Heavy wasn't hard enough, we now have Paranoia Survivor Max ONI... the stats on the song are probably the scariest thing I've ever seen...

So!

The five remaining songs are now... in order of probable defeat...

Paranoia Survivor
Paranoia Survivor Max (Heavy)
Paranoia Survivor Max (ONI)
The Legend of Max
Maxx Unlimited

Like... yikes. Where do I begin with these five???